Treasures of Kilauea; I never felt such a thrill,

The mountain, it commands me: ‘SPIN’ - I will

I will spin and spin, and spin, til dizzying eruption,

Confirms my fatalistic end - pecuniary combustion

Endless 10 pence stakes I fling, into its gaping mouth;

Charging fires, bonus modifiers; my balance diving south

50 spins is all it takes for the mega bonus blast,

For the chasm of fire, in all its ire, to reward me at last